Wang Dang POTUS!

WASHINGTON — NASA reported today that it received a signal from deep space that shows President Ted Nugent speaking from the Oval Office in 2029.

Addressing the nation via satellite, the 81-year-old Motor City Madman appeared to believe for a moment that he was performing at Nashville Municipal Auditorium in 1977. “Anybody wants to get mellow,” he shrieked, “You can turn around and get the fuck outta here!” …more