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WASHINGTON — Millions of millennials gathered across the U.S. this week to cry publicly after a new study found that Generation Z absolutely loathes them. “We’ve known for a long time that Boomers and Xers hate us,” blubbered 35-year-old Ashley Patterson of Racine, Wisc. “We really wanted the younger kids to think we were cool!” […]


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